Operation Graduation

This news when i read, i was shocked to be honest Micheal Jackson has moved to Bahrain and he has converted himself to Islam. Below is what the link says and the same i read almost in my local newspaper. However i have still doubts on this news.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3174956,00.html

” The report is based on information elicited from sources in Bahrain. According to the report, Jackson’s announcement noted he is moving to Bahrain and has purchased some real-estate on an artificial island there. The singer said he decided to convert to Islam because he is convinced it is the closest religion to his personal beliefs.”

After 12th October, 47 and a half days, 1140.5 hours, 68430 minutes, 4105800 seconds of non stop heart throbing action, drama, suspense, disappointment, ectasy, joy, dejection, disheartening, disillusionment, kicking the luck at times, enjoying the luck at times, toiling times of wrought with sometimes fret and with sometimes confidence, sometimes giving tension to others, sometimes taking tension from others,sometimes being frolic, sometimes being nervous are going to end …yes my papers will finish tomorrow! …YahoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…but wait i have one week of practicals as well…that will start from the day after tomorrow….Ohh NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!..but for at least 24 hours..i will be damn happy!!! I will feeel gooooooooooooD!

Yes thats right. She is in Pakistan. With Foreign people being afraid of coming to Pakistan, now thats a news that will surely remove any fear that they have regarding Pakistan and Security. Angelina Jolie has come to Pakistan to help the vicitims of Earthquake. A flying news that she is thinking of adopting a child [but not confirmed].

BEFORE – You take my breath away
AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating

BEFORE – Twice a night
AFTER – Twice a month

BEFORE – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

BEFORE – Saturday Night Fever
AFTER – Monday Night Football

BEFORE – Don’t stop
AFTER – Don’t start

BEFORE – Is that all you’re having?
AFTER – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

BEFORE – It’s like I’m living in a dream
AFTER – It’s like he lives in a dorm

BEFORE – $60/doz.
AFTER – $1.50/stem

BEFORE – Turbocharged
AFTER – Jumpstart

BEFORE – We agree on everything
AFTER – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

BEFORE – Victoria’s Secret
AFTER – Fruit-of-the-Loom

BEFORE – Charming and Noble
AFTER – Chernobyl

BEFORE – Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER – Ball and chain

BEFORE – Idol
AFTER – Idle

BEFORE – I love a woman with curves
AFTER – I never said you were fat

BEFORE – He’s completely lost without me
AFTER – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE – Time stood still
AFTER – This relationship is going nowhere

BEFORE – Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER – Bagel and instant

BEFORE – You look so seductive in black
AFTER – Your clothes are so depressing

Credits:Dan

Borat is amazing. I first watched his some episodes couple of months back i think and it was a wonderful experience. His innocence after doing absolutely insane stuff or saying audacious stuff is a must see thing and thats why he is becoming more and more popular. Now he has made a mockery of Kazakhastan’s international image by all the antic stuff he performed. He makes everyone go wild and crazy but at the cost of Kazakhs impressions on the international scale. If you watch Ali G Shows than you know what sort of stuff he do and what he says about Kazakastan and if you havent watched Ali G than i cant write all those things here , but finally Kazakhastan Government has seen enough of it and has decided to take some action againts Borat. Below is what reuters has to say on this issue.

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) — Kazakhstan’s Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport. Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his “Da Ali G Show,” has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world’s ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels. Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle. “We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone’s political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way,” Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing. “We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind.” He declined to elaborate.

This brain test is great. It tells you whether you think like a female or a male and tells you all about the intracacies and complexities of brain.

Brain Test: Here

This brain test is great. It tells you whether you think like a female or a male and tells you all about the intracacies and complexities of brain.

Brain Test: Here

Pakistan played best cricket to dismiss England on the last day. Englishmen fell 22 runs short. Starting the day English side looked favourite to win but the rampant Pakistani side hit them hard and converted a likely loss to a win. Great stuff team..Just keep on the good work!

Amazing stuff by the Pakistani bowlers. This win has made this series more interesting. I am having my papers though but will watch it …some of it though .

Waiting for the Karachi One day …!

Credits: Cricinfo

Pakistan played best cricket to dismiss England on the last day. Englishmen fell 22 runs short. Starting the day English side looked favourite to win but the rampant Pakistani side hit them hard and converted a likely loss to a win. Great stuff team..Just keep on the good work!

Amazing stuff by the Pakistani bowlers. This win has made this series more interesting. I am having my papers though but will watch it …some of it though .

Waiting for the Karachi One day …!

Credits: Cricinfo

The talk is finally over and England and Pakistan team kicks off the series today to settle their rivalry on the cricket pitch and the docile one as well . Pakistan is the country that has suffered the most from the terrorist attacks after 9/11 but due to government’s strong action against the terrorists, Pakistan is slowly but surely getting an environment of peace for everyone. Lot of English supporters are coming to Pakistan and i hope this series will remove all their doubts regarding Pakistani people and the country’s impression. Pakistani people will surely prove once again that they treat their visitors like no one. Englismen [Barmy Army], You are invited ! No one will dare lay a hand on you guys here. Its safe ..100%.